Sunday Night Precap (11/22/09)

The Simpsons
Season 21, Episode 6: Pranks and Greens


Principal Skinner tells Bart that he is not the best prankster ever, and that an ex-student named Andy Hamilton was. Bart tracks down Andy, who still acts like a ten year old, and the two become friends

The Cleveland Show

Season 1, Episode 7: A Brown Thanksgiving
Cleveland celebrates Thanksgiving with his new family and discovers a secret about Donna's Auntie Momma

Family Guy
Season 8, Episode 7: Jerome Is The New Black

Jerome is a candidate when Peter and his friends interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. It is soon discovered that Quagmire hates him.

American Dad!
Season 5, Episode 7:My Morning Straitjacket

Stan becomes obsessed with the band My Morning Jacket and decides to become a groupie.

*Source: Wikipedia

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TV Ratings (Sunday :1/15/09- Thursday)

Sunday
FOX
The Simpsons: 5 Million
The Cleveland Show: 7.01
Family Guy: 8.28
American Dad!: 5.99
ABC
Desperate Housewives: 14.26
Monday
The Cw
One Tree Hill: 2.63
Gossip Girl: 2.24

Tuesday
The CW
90210: 2.14
Melrose Place: 1.57

Wednesday
The CW
America's Next Top Model (Episode 12): 3.66
America's Next Top Model (Episode 13: Recap): 1.81

Thursday
The CW
The Vampire Diaries: 3.66
Supernatural: 2.79

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Sunday Night Precap (11/15/09)

The Simpsons
Season 21, Episode 5: The Devil Wears Nada

Marge and a group called the "Philanthro-Chicks" pose for a calendar in hopes of raising money for charity. Marge's poses soon become much talked about.

The Cleveland Show
Season 1, Episode 6: Ladies Night

Cleveland is upset when he finds out that Donna is still attending a single mothers’ support group in order to have a good time. Cleveland Jr. meanwhile runs for student council president with Rallo as his advisor.

Family Guy
Season 8, Episode 6: Quagmires Baby

Peter finds a baby who resembles Quagmire and Stewie clones himself.
American Dad
Season 5, Episode 6: Shallow Vows

Stan and Francine celebrate their twentieth wedding anniversary, and Roger takes over the planning of a vow-renewal ceremony. However, Francine, after learning that Stan only married her for her looks, stops her regular beauty regimen for two weeks and becomes incredibly unattractive. Stan reacts by running out on the expensive ceremony. The two of them attempt to make their marriage work, but Stan finds it difficult to see past Francine's appearance, so she throws him out. In desparation, he has his retinas removed, rendering him completely blind. Suprisingly, being blind causes Stan to actually listen to Francine, taste her cooking, and so on, allowing them to fall in love all over again. This comes to a halt when Stan points out that since he is now blind, Francine would have to be the provider for the family. At the second, more modest vow-renewal ceremony, Stan is left waiting at the altar when Francine stands him up. She later admits that wanted to be taken care of, not to have to take care of someone else. Stan and Francine both realize that they married for shallow reasons, but that they do truly love each other, and go through with the renewal ceremony, after Stan regains his eyesight and Francine resumes her beauty regimen. Because of the expense of their two abortive ceremonies, the third renewal takes place in a pizza parlor.

In a set of side stories, Steve and Hayley are ordered by Roger, as the female wedding planner, to find a "meaningful" anniversary gift for their parents. Their search turns to desperation when another Roger persona, a knife-wielding thug, cuts Steve and threatens them with further violence if their gift is inadequate. They end up fleeing to Argentina, only to be followed by the Roger thug. (The wedding planner is also in Argentina, working as a prostitute. And a wedding planner.) Meanwhile, Klaus is upset after Stan brings home a blind fish from the CIA lab, that soon kills itself from swimming back and forth into the sides of the fish bowl. He later has sex with the body.

Desperate Housewives
Season 6, Episode 8: The Coffee Cup
Susan is sentenced to community service as a punishment for shooting Katherine. Specifically, she'll be picking up trash. Susan discovers a connection between Mike and Katherine and begins questioning her marriage to Mike as a result.

Despite Bree's efforts to hide the truth about her affair, someone discovers the truth: Angie.

Gabrielle will stop at nothing to get Juanita into Catholic school.

Julie's friend Emily (Julie McNiven) is interested in Angie's husband, Nick. Julie tries to warn her that Nick is dangerous, but she does not listen. The episode includes another strangulation victim -- but will this one be killed?

Lynette's pregnancy becomes impossible to hide as Gabby finds out. A man who works with Lynette is being transferred to Miami, but the Scavos have him and his pregnant wife over to dinner in hopes of stopping them from leaving.

*Source: Wikipedia

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Ratings Sunday - Wednesday

Sunday
Fox
Family Guy: 7.38
Seth & Amy’s Almost Live Comedy Show: 6.63
The Cleveland Show: 6.28
Family Guy(Another Episode): 7.72

ABC
Desperate Housewives: 13.45

Monday
The CW
One Tree Hill: 2.67
Gossip Girl: 2.31

Tuesday
The CW
90210: 2.26
Melrose Place: 1.35

Wednesday
The CW
America's Next Top Model: 3.19

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Sunday Night Precap (11/08/09)

The Cleveland Show
Season 1, Episode 5: Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb

Cleveland and Roberta have "the talk" and scare Cleveland Jr. into taking a vow of chastity. Rallo becomes the greeter at church.

Family Guy
Season 8, Episode 4: Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

When Brian starts dating an older woman, he becomes the laughing stock of the family, but things get worse when Brian's date breaks her hip and Brian has to work for her.

Season 8, Episode 5: Hannah Banana

Stewie gets tickets to see Hannah Montana after Brian lies about Stewie having cancer. Stewie becomes friends with her, but soon discovers that she is a robot. After Stewie reprograms Hannah she goes on a rampage through the city. Meanwhile, Chris proves that the evil monkey in his closet is real and Peter becomes jealous when the monkey turns out to not be evil.

American Dad
Season 5, Episode 5: Man in the Moonbounce

When Stan has a run-in with local law enforcement, the father-son roles are reversed, forcing Steve to become the man of the house.

Desperate Housewives
Season 6 , Episode 7: Careful the Things You Say
Bree pretends to be Italian-American so Italian siblings will hire her to cater an event for their family. Later, Bree and Orson reluctantly attend dinner at the Bolen home.

Gabrielle's having trouble homeschooling Juanita, particularly with math. She gets help from an unlikely source: the Solis's Eastern European maid, who turns out to have a Ph.D.. Gabrielle turns to the maid for help but she's not eager to clean while the maid works with Juanita.

Susan believes Katherine was responsible for strangling Julie, but she's frustrated because the police have given up. A police officer (Kathy Najimy) offers assistance, but it turns out she and Susan went to high school together, and Susan stole the officer's guy back then. When they go looking for the man now, they discover he's changed a lot since high school. Susan does end up getting arrested.

Lynette has her own suspicions about Julie's attacker, as she learns of Nick's affair with Julie and warns him to stay away from Julie. Angie confronts Nick about his secret.

*Source: Wikipedia
*The Simpsons is still on a break (re-runs may come on depending on the area)

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Sunday Night's Ratings (10/18/09) & My Dish about the shows.

The Simpsons: 8.58
The Cleveland Show: 7.74
Family Guy (Re-run): 8.23
Desperate Housewives: 13.38
American Dad: 6.20

The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror "XX" (Twenty)
I did enjoy the twentieth installment of The Simpsons but it isn't as good as the first few such as: Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VII and the first one Treehouse of horror I.



*Ratings Are In Millions
*Source: The Tv Addict

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Sunday Night Precap (18/10/09) & Update

The Simpsons:
Season 21, Episode 4: Treehouse of Horror 20 (20th anniversary)

Traditional horror movie characters such as Frankenstein's Monster, the Mummy, the Wolf Man, and Dracula roam the streets of Springfield on Halloween night. After they are taunted by Dolph (dressed as Black Spider-Man), Jimbo (dressed as Master Chief), and Kearney (dressed as The Joker from The Dark Knight), they get new, more modern costumes from a Halloween store (Dracula as Iron Man, Frankenstein's Monster as Spongebob Squarepants, the Mummy as Jack Sparrow, and the Wolf Man as Harry Potter). They then go to an adult Halloween party thrown by Homer and Marge, but are soon confronted by their wives. Homer tries to intervene as the wives begin to assault their husbands, only to be decapitated. Homer's head falls into a bowl of punch when an "X" appears on each of his eyes. "Treehouse of Horror" appears over his eyes that read "XX", summing up to "Treehouse of Horror XX", the title of the episode.
Dial M for Murder or Press "#" to Return to the Main Menu
This segment is shown in black and white. After being sent to detention by Ms. Hoover for disrupting class, Lisa wants revenge. Bart hatches a "criss-cross" plan and tells Lisa that if she pulls a "ding-dong ditch" Mrs. Krabappel, he'll do the same to Ms. Hoover. Lisa thinks this means ringing the bell at Mrs. Krabappel's apartment and leaving. However, Bart soon reveals that he meant for her to kill Mrs. Krabappel, as Bart has killed Ms. Hoover. Bart attempts to coax Lisa into killing Mrs. Krabappel with a paper cutter, but she relents. She then tries to kill Bart with a knife, beginning in a chase sequence parodying several Alfred Hitchcock films, particularly Spellbound and Strangers On a Train. Bart finally finds shelter at a crowded playground carousel, but is left at Lisa's mercy when the other children leave to get ice cream. Lisa, however, says she'll never be a murderer, and attempts to throw the knife away. It cycles over, though, and impales Bart through the forehead. Lisa and Mrs. Krabappel walk away smiling.
Don't Have a Cow, Mankind
Krusty the Clown introduces a new version of his Krustyburger, the Burger2, made from cattle that have eaten other cattle in their feed. Upon eating a burger on live television, Kent Brockman becomes undead and begins biting everyone around him, triggering a zombie apocalypse. Twenty-eight days later, Springfield has become overrun by zombies, with the Simpsons being one of the few survivors. Bart escapes from his family's barricaded house and eats one of the burgers, but turns out to be immune to its effects. The Simpsons are attacked by the zombified townsfolk but are saved by Apu, driving an armored off-road truck. The group tries to leave Springfield, but Apu winds up crashing the truck over a pile of smashed cars. Leaving Apu behind, the Simpsons drive on but run out of gas, walking the rest of the way to a so-called "safe zone." During their journey, Homer is bitten by a zombie Mr. Burns, thus turning him into a zombie himself. The family decide not to kill him in the hopes of finding a cure. They reach the safe zone, where Bart -- being immune to the zombie virus -- is worshipped as the "chosen one". However, the people there believe that cannibalizing Bart will save them from the virus. The Simpsons, however, think of another solution: vaccinating the remaining populace by having Bart bathe in their food before eating it.
There's No Business Like Moe Business
In Broadway musical style, Moe is lonely and upset that he doesn't have a girlfriend and is jealous when he sees Homer and Marge together. When Homer falls into the basement of the bar and is impaled by pipes, his blood becomes the secret ingredient in Moe's new beer. Everyone loves this new beer, saying that it makes them feel warm, secure and cozy on the inside. Moe uses this to his advantage and woos Marge, tricking her into thinking that Homer walked out on her and is gay. Homer emerges, alive, despite being impaled by Moe's microbrew machine and hurls Moe across the room (or rather a giant sack doll of Moe), and gets back together with Marge. At the end, the entire Simpsons cast comes out, singing to the audience hoping that they enjoyed this episode.

The Cleveland Show:

Season 1, Episode 4:Birth Of a Salesman
Tim the Bear helps Cleveland get a new job, while Rallo and Roberta have a plan to help their new brother Cleveland Jr. get in touch with his feelings

American Dad!:
Season 5, Episode 4:Brains, Brains and Automobiles

When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her new found alone time with Stan. There’s only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for

Desperate Housewives:
Season 6, Episode 4: The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues
Jesse Metcalfe makes a second appearance as Gabrielle's ex-boy-toy John Rowland, currently embroiled with her niece, Ana. Gaby grows weary of John’s intentions towards Ana.
Losing Mike takes its toll on Katherine. While catering for a wedding, she breaks down on seeing the wedding cake, which sparks her own failed wedding to Mike, which results in Bree coming to her aid. Susan learns Julie has been harboring some secrets. And Angie throws a party for her son Danny.
With twins on the way, Lynette calls upon her family to step up around the house. She also learns Tom got a bad grade; Lynette leaves Penny with Tom at school

*Family Guy: will not be released tonight on television until November as it is on a hiatus.
*Source: Wikipedia

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Sunday Night's Ratings (10/11/09) + Update

The Simpsons: 7.54

Desperate Housewives: 13.05

Family Guy: 8.88

(In Millions)

*The Cleveland Show was not shown for ratings.

Source: The TV Addict

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Sunday Night Precap (10/11/09)

The Simpsons

Season 21, Episode 3:The Great Wife Hope

Mixed martial arts (MMA) gains popularity in Springfield, and Marge leads a protest against it. The promoter of a local MMA company decides to gain publicity from the controversy by challenging Marge to a match, with the promise that he will shut down if she wins.

The Cleveland Show

Season 1, Episode 3:The One About Friends

Cleveland, concerned that Cleveland Jr has no friends, invites his neighbor Lester’s son Ernie to their house. Ernie becomes attached to the family and Cleveland calls child services to have Ernie taken back home. When the plan backfires, Cleveland helps Lester get his son back.

Family Guy

Season 8, Episode 3:Spies Reminiscent of Us

Spies Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase move into Cleveland's old house, while Brian and Stewie wind up in Russia following them. The plot is taken from Charles Bronson's 1977 spy film, Telefon

American Dad
Season 5, Episode 3: Home Adrone

he family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley, leaving Steve to watch over the house. When his friends arrive and realize he has the run of the house, they persuade Steve to break the rules. Going into Stan's study (which he explicitly forbade Steve from entering), they discover a briefcase containing flight controls and believe it is a video game. They play with it for a while before realizing that the console is actually controlling an unmanned military drone (which resembles the MQ-1 Predator but with twin tilt-rotors). They crash the aircraft, but Snot brings it to a mechanic he could trust not to ask questions. Stan returns, having been barred from the plane for leaving to get a magazine in the terminal (even his CIA badge failed to get him in), to find that Steve has betrayed his trust and thrust them into a high-level security situation: if the CIA finds out the drone is missing, then they'll cut off Stan's buttocks. They go to the body shop but the Chinese Mafia had taken the drone as payment for the mechanic's debts, only to sell it to a man for a parade. Stan accidentally informs them that the drone cost 50 million dollars, compelling them to get it back, as well as attack him. Steve calls Stan on his cell phone and tells him to get on the drone, as he remotely controls it away from the parade. This is just the start for Steve to regain his father's confidence.

Meanwhile, Roger dresses up as a young girl named Katelyn on the flight. When the drone flies over, the plane is grounded and Roger finds himself unable to drink because of his disguise, so he dresses up as Stan. When the air marshal notices that "Katelyn" is missing, he refuses to let the plane take-off and threatens to kill a passenger every minute. Francine and Hayley pleads Roger to get back in his girl costume but he is so drunk and into his persona that he's forgotten he was Katelyn. When he realizes this, he dresses as the girl again. However, as the plane taxis for take-off, the drone flies over and they are grounded again; Hayley swears at the top of lungs at this.

In another side story, Steve had accidentally crashed the drone onto a squirrel, who happened to be the President of the squirrel community. The Vice-President takes over, and announces his first act as President is to investigate the contents of a neighboring bird feeder.

Desperate Housewives

Season 6, Episode 3:Never Judge a Lady By Her Lover
Bob visits with the Bolen's and tries to get some background information on Danny and their life before moving to Wisteria Lane but Nick and Angie are extremely vague and do not understand why he needs to know about their past. Danny gets mad and reveals in front of Bob that their family has "deep dark secrets" that they cannot discuss with anyone. Nick suggests they change their names again and move but Angie does not want to put Danny through that again. Angie sees that their yard has been covered with garbage and Susan goes over to help clean up to ask for forgiveness.
Susan is upset that Danny got released and is determined to prove he attacked Julie. Mike thinks it will be easier if the police had proof so Susan tries to get the proof she needs. One night, Lynette sees Susan hiding in her car with a camera. Lynette reminds her that everyone thought Porter was the one who set the club fire but Susan knows she is right about Danny. While Danny is fixing a friend's car, Susan confronts him and starts to lower the car down on top of Danny so Angie threatens to kill her if she goes near Danny again. Susan angrily tells her that she cannot protect her son forever and will pay for what he did to Julie. Mike found out from Bob that the police have evidence that clears Danny because security footage shows Danny sitting at a bar drinking beer for over an hour.
Lynette and Tom break the news that she is pregnant to the kids, but their reactions are not what they expected. Porter reminds them that they just ruined their future because once the baby is born Tom will not have time for college and Lynette will have to quit her job. Parker is disguested they are still having sex and Penny threatens to leave if they turn out to be boys. Lynette is just about to tell Carlos about her pregnancy but after recieving a promotion, Lynette keeps it a secret.
While eating out, the Solis family discovers John owns the restaurant and Gaby finds out that John is now divorced. Later, John visits Carlos at work to see if it was alright if Ana worked as a hostess at his restaurant. Gaby refuses to let Ana work there but Carlos knows she is still hung up and revealed that he said Ana could work there to test Gaby. Gaby reminds Carlos that she stood by him all these years and does not need to be worried about her.
Bree and Orson go to a dinner dance and run into Karl with a date. Orson knows Karl's date as she was a patient of his when he was a dentist. Orson suggests they share the same table and when he wants to dance, Bree tells him to dance with Candance. Karl reminds Bree that he is just a diversion and they are not a couple which upsets Bree. While Orson and Candace are dancing, Bree splashes oil on the floor causing them both to slip. Candace believes she broke her nose so she has Karl take her to the emergency room, ruining their plans. The next day, Orson knows Bree was jealous of Candace but believes its because she is still in love with him. Bree is finally ready to go on that weekend trip to Las Vegas.

Source: Wikipedia

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Sunday Nights Ratings (04/10/09)

Here Are The Current Ratings for the shows I follow.

The Simpsons Season 21, Episode 2: Bart Get's A 'Z'
Rating: 9.32

Family Guy Season 8, Episode 2: Family Goy
Rating: 9.67

The Cleveland Show Season 1, Episode 2:Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance
Rating: 8.70

Desperate Housewives Season 6, Episode 2: Being Alive
Rating 14.27

American Dad! Season 5, Episode 2: Moon Over Isla Island
Ratings: 7.06

*Source: The TV Addict

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Sunday Night Precap (04/10/09)

Sunday's Leading Shows

The Simpsons
Season 21, Episode 2: Bart Gets a 'Z'

The students of Springfield Elementary School decide to spike Ms. Krabappel's coffee in order to teach her a lesson after she takes away their cell phones. She is fired by Principal Skinner, who hires a new teacher named Zachary Vaughn. Although Vaughn is a hip young teacher who impresses the students, Bart is plagued by guilt and tries to get Ms. Krabappel hired back.

The Cleveland Show
Season 1, Episode 2: Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance


Cleveland asks his new step-daughter Roberta to the school’s father/daughter dance. The evening is going smoothly until Cleveland has a mishap with the family pet and endangers his chances of being accepted by his new kids.

Family Guy
Season 8, Episode 2: Family Goy


Lois finds a lump on her breast and goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals that Lois is Jewish. Peter takes to the family’s newfound faith eagerly, but changes his tune when he is visited by the ghost of his stepfather.

American Dad
Season 5, Episode 2: Moon Over Ilsa Island

Stan constantly makes promises to hang out with Roger but never fulfills his end of the bargain. Soon, he is assigned by the CIA to convince General Juanito Pequeño the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work (and a helicopter) and allow the US to mine the island's oil reserves. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him by telling him to eat his corndog whole, only to fall down an upwards escalator and die, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation, leading to believe that they are staying at a hotel. Unfortunately, Roger's criticisms of certain things like the food or dusty floors gets the servants killed, forcing Stan to trick Roger into signing the treaty pre-emptively. However, Roger finds out about the plot when he double checks the parchment. Tired of being used by Stan, he decides to continue posing as the general and have Stan deported. He then starts commanding the people of Isla to paint the island yellow, but wasn't satisfied when it was half done and wanted it repainted turquoise. However, the populace grows agitated, preparing an impending revolution. As the CIA had no interest in stopping it, Stan realizes that using people is wrong and goes back to Isla to warn Roger. Unfortunately, he believes that Stan is going to use him again and throws him out of the palace, just as the revolution starts. Thinking quickly, Stan brings out the real general's corpse and calls out the rioters that their quarry is escaping. He then leaves the body in his helicopter before destroying it; Roger then realizes that Stan was right and heads right home. The next dictator of Isla (a dancing man from earlier) was known as the Dancer of Death, who was the most brutal in their history.

In a B-story, while Steve and his friends act out the The Little Mermaid, Snot starts to drown in the pool Francine quickly jumps in and saves him, holding him close to her breasts. Snot then starts to gloat about it to his gym class, only for Steve to find out and swear to get revenge. He feigns being injured to get touched by Snot's mother. Eventually, they realize that they have gone too far after Steve touches Snot's privates, which was planned for Francine.


Desperate Housewives
Season 6, Episode 2: Being Alive

Mrs. McCluskey falls in love with Roy, the steak salesman. However they are both in for a nasty shock when they discover an unconscious Julie in the yard. An upset Susan demands answers of what happened to Julie. Mrs. Mcluskey reveals to Susan that she saw Danny and Julie arguing the night she was attacked.

Julie overhears a secret of Angie's while being hospitalized. Angie wished that Julie was dreaming but the doctor says that it is not likely she may have felt that. Katherine stops the doctors from giving Julie a test with radiation by telling them she's pregnant, which Susan is oblivious to.

*Source: Wikipedia

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Sunday Night Precap (27/09/09)

Last Sunday's Tv Shows

The Simpsons
Season 21, Episode 1: Homer the Whopper


Bart and Milhouse convince Comic Book Guy to publish a comic book he wrote titled Everyman, in which the title character can absorb superpowers from the characters of comic books he touches. The comic becomes an instant hit, and many Hollywood studios become interested in making it into a movie. Comic Book Guy agrees to let Everyman become a movie, but only if he can pick the star. When Comic Book Guy sees Homer, he considers Homer perfect for the role, as he wants Everyman to be played by a middle-aged fat man. But the studio executives realizes that audiences want a physically fit actor for the role, so they hire celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy to make Homer fit. After a month, Homer becomes fit and the movie begins production.

Soon afterward, however, McCarthy leaves Homer for another client. Without McCarthy to keep him fit, Homer starts eating again and gains all the weight back. Homer can no longer fit into his costume or even his trailer, and the movie begins to go over budget. The studio executives and Comic Book Guy worry that the film will not be successful. The final version of the movie features scenes with the fat Homer and the physically fit Homer merged together, upsetting the audience. After the premier of the film, McCarthy returns and offers to make Homer physically fit again, which Homer accepts. The studio executives offer to let Comic Book Guy direct the sequel, on the condition that Comic Book Guy lie to the fans and say he liked the film. Comic Book Guy rejects the offer and openly criticizes the movie online.

Family Guy
Season 8, Episode 1: Road to the Multiverse


Stewie breeds a winning pedigree pig for Quahog Clam Day, and reveals to Brian that he got the pig from a parallel universe. He shows Brian the remote that allows him access to different parallel universes, each depicting Quahog in the same time and place, but under different conditions. For example, the first one that they went to was a very futuristic version of Quahog because Christianity was never created. They travel to different worlds as a demonstration, but having never traveled to more than one other parallel universe Stewie is unaware of how to return them home.

Brian is set to return until they reach a universe where humans are subservient to dogs, and changes his mind. An argument between the two results in them destroying the remote, trapping them in this universe, so they head on to the universe's Griffin family (who are all dogs) to find a solution. They discover that Dog Stewie has also invented the same remote. But while Dog Stewie was getting the remote, Stewie bites Dog Peter and is sent to the human pound, where he would be euthanized. Brian, Dog Stewie, and Human Brian go to the human pound, free Stewie, and sends him and Brian back to their universe. Human Brian, tired of living a harsh life under dogs, goes with them, but gets hit by a car before he can achieve any of his goals.

The Cleveland Show
Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot


Cleveland tells his friends that he has lost ownership of his house to his ex-wife Loretta and gained custody of their son, Cleveland Jr., and begins to worry about his future. After Peter (once again) destroys the front of Cleveland's house while he's in the tub, Cleveland decides he has finally had enough of everyone around him hogging all the attention and shenanigans, so he moves out of Quahog with Junior to California to pursue his life-long dream of becoming a professional minor league baseball scout.

Along the way, the two decide to stop off at Cleveland's old hometown of Stoolbend, Virginia where Cleveland runs into his old high school crush, Donna, who agrees to let him stay at her house for a few days. There he meets her philanderous five-year-old son Rallo and her irresponsible teenage daughter Roberta, as well as her neighbors: a redneck named Lester, a hipster wannabe named Holt, and an anthropomorphic bear named Tim. He also learns that Donna had divorced her no-good husband Robert, who was her boyfriend during high school, leaving her unable to handle caring for her children properly. Cleveland promises to set her children straight before he continues on his way.

Cleveland threatens Roberta's equally negligent boyfriend Federline Jones into bringing her home on curfew and gets Rallo back in school after he was expelled for looking up his teacher's skirt, and begins to fall in love with Donna all over again. Donna thanks Cleveland for all his work and decides her children need a man back in her family's life; however, instead of choosing Cleveland, she gets back together with Robert.

Dejected, Cleveland leaves for California early with Cleveland Jr., but Junior convinces Cleveland to get back together with Donna. Cleveland returns to profess his love for Donna and helps her see that Robert is still not the man her family needs. Donna realizes Cleveland is right and leaves Robert for him.

Cleveland and Donna later get married, and the two families accept each other into their lives.

American Dad
Season 5, Episode 1: In Country Club

Steve has been chosen to sing the national anthem at the veteran's fair. However, he sings it with little passion, leading Stan to believe that the only way he can truly appreciate the national anthem is by experiencing war. Stan signs them both up for a Vietnam War re-enactment held at a local country club's golf course. Upon enlisting, Steve is immediately put on guard duty but he falls asleep, allowing the Vietnamese to attack their base and capture Stan. Steve goes in on a mission to rescue his father and succeeds. But later, while singing the national anthem at the fair, fireworks are lighted, sending Steve into a "war" flashback. This causes Steve to be committed to a mental hospital. Later, Steve escapes from the hospital as the doctor questions a limbless man named John Q. Mind (voiced by male pornographic actor Randy Spears) on how he opened the curtain. He uses his psychic powers to knock her into the wall as "Mind Quad" goes to commercial. Steve returns to the country club where the re-enactment took place (in a parody of First Blood). He interrupts the golfing, at which a patron tries convincing him to leave, only for Steve to snap again when he sees a spinning sprinkler, thinking of a helicopter and holes up in the golf cart shed. Stan comes in to apologize for pushing him too far and tells him that he can sing the way he wants to. Unfortunately, Steve sings the anthem in an excited mode while wearing a unitard; Stan tells a fellow veteran that he's his neighbor's son.

Meanwhile, Roger wants to gain the code to the Pay-per-view channel to see Barbra Streisand sing the songs of Celine Dion. However, Stan refuses to give it to him (he agreed when he thought it was $4.99, instead it was $499). So Roger joins the Vietnamese side of the reenactment as Stan's warden, interrogating him while he was captured; he tortures Stan by reading the first draft of the Sex and the City film. When Stan gives him a fake code, Hayley soon gives him the real code, in exchange for setting free an Ortolan Bunting, a rare bird, he was planning on cooking and eating. However, he gives her Klaus dressed as the bird. As Roger watches his show, he eats the bird and is so overwhelmed that he experiences the alien equivalent of a DMT trip.

As the credits are rolling, the "Mind Quad" part of the episode returns as a man wearing a black trenchcoat runs into the hospital room. The doctor tells him that John has escaped. The man reveals that John's limbs were not blown off of his body, but into his mind, giving him telekinetic powers. The man vows to catch John as we see John using his mind powers to ride a motorcycle towards the Pentagon.


Desperate Housewives
Season 6, Episode 1: Nice is Different Than Good


Mike's bride is revealed to be Susan, who fears that Katherine will never forgive her, but Julie reminds her that it is her day and she is meant to be with Mike. As Mike and Susan leave the altar, they run into Katherine. The episode flashes back to several key moments leading up to the wedding.

Eight Weeks Before the Wedding

Bree wants the affair to be special and Karl agrees so he plans on getting a motel room. Gaby refuses to become Ana's legal guardian until she sees a change in her behavior. Lynette fears they will never be done raising children. Mike talks to Katherine about marrying Susan so she gives Mike the engagement ring back. Mike feels that it would be best for Susan to talk to Katherine but Susan wants to avoid her for as long as possible. Lee shows the Young house to the new family, the Bolens, but Angie demands to know what the problem with the house is so he informs them of Mary Alice's suicide, but she is completely unaffected by it so they buy the house. Angie reveals that their son Danny was the reason they moved to Wisteria Lane. Danny watches out the window as Susan welcomes Julie back.

Six Weeks Before the Wedding

Angie has the housewives over for coffee and she tells them that Danny is about to start college but is surprised to learn that he asked Julie to tutor him in math. While waiting to see the gynecologist, Lynette makes a young mother-to-be cry by warning her about all the negative things that will happen to her after the child is born because she needs to be prepared. Bree is horrified with the motel room so she has Karl take her sheet shopping. Karl believes Bree does not want the affair but she insists she does. Susan's wedding dress arrives but because she is not home, the delivery man has Katherine sign for it. Susan returns home to find that the dress is with Katherine. When she goes to retrieve it, she is surprised to find Katherine wearing it. Susan tells her to take it off, but Katherine taunts her by leaning over a pot of boiling red sauce. Mike is worried about Katherine but Susan is sick of Katherine because she is tired of feeling like the other woman. Gaby discovers that Ana snuck out to go to a new dance club and after bringing her home she signs the papers officially making her Ana's legal guardian, 24/7. As Mrs. McCluskey is walking home she sees Julie arguing with Danny.

One Day Before the Wedding

Orson feels that he and Bree should see the pastor for some counseling, but she wants a divorce. Bree tells Orson that she is no longer his wife, but his captive. Orson feels bad but tells her that sometimes guilt is a small price to pay for happiness. While Lynette is getting a sonogram, Tom is getting more and more excited about the pregnancy. Lynette tells Tom that she loved the other kids the moment she knew they were coming, but it is different this time as she doesn't love these babies. Tom reassures her that once she holds them in arms, she will love them as much as the others.

The Wedding

As Bree is walking to the church, she sees Karl drive up so she gets in his car and tells him to meet her at a hotel and she has already prepared the room the way she wants it. While Susan is getting ready for her wedding, Katherine shows up and blames Susan for never bothering to see how she was doing and apologize. Katherine demands that Susan make a public apology during the ceremony otherwise, she will make an ugly scene that will have everyone talking for years to come. Susan agrees, but then she kicks Katherine into a closet and locks the door. While the ceremony is coming to a close, Katherine manages to break the door down and we return to the point where Mike and Susan run into her in the aisle. Mike threatens to drag Katherine out of the church himself if she doesn't leave. Just as Katherine starts to walk out, Susan grabs a microphone and makes a heart-felt apology. When they hug, Susan asks if that helped her and Katherine whispers that it didn't. Then she storms out, declaring war against Susan. Angie is worried that Danny is still not home so she tells Nick to go look for him. After she unzips her dress, a huge scar is revealed on her lower back. That same night, as Julie takes out the recyclables, a stranger comes up behind her and starts strangling her, then throws her on the ground leaving her for dead.

*Source: Wikipedia

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